'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Lord Stanley soon would be there;
The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of.....
Agnew - a powerplay
Beech - a permanent home in Columbus
Boll - a pair of golden gloves
Brassard - a chance in the big show (and a break from freak injuries)
Brule - one way ticket on the Polar Express, destination: Syracuse
Chimera - a new break-away move
Davidge - some uppers
Day - a trucker hat the says "Thank you Jim Day"
Day - a trucker hat the says "Thank you Jim Day"
Fedorov - a time machine
Foote - to actually deflect a shot in the opposing team's goal instead of his own
Fritsche - some sparkplugs in his stocking
Gare - a permanent power outage to the illustrator
Glencross - twelve goals after x-mas
Hainsey - a breakout pass
Hejda - a sparkling new contract
Hitchcock - miniature replica 1873 Napoleon field gun cannon tree topper (..and some consistancy from his team)
Howson - a taker for Sergie Fedorov's albatross 6 mil contract
Klesla - more shots from the point
Leclaire - Vezina
Lindstrom - the Syracuse Shuttle in his review mirror
Malhotra - his own reality TV cooking show
Mathews - some downers
Modin - a new groin..or back...or both. Heck, how bout just playin in some games in the new year!
Murphy - a guest appearance on television's "Survivor"
Nash - a true #1 center
Noel - CBJ assistant coach of the year award
Norrena - some goal support
Novotny - to avoid the blindside hits
Peca - his name on the cup (whether it be with us or another team, this guy deserves his name
0n hockey's ultimate prize and I hope he gets it some day)
Priest - better attendance
Rbar - a bed so I can sleep there
Rimer - Florida Jackets
Russell - first NHL goal
Shelley - ringing more opposing team's enforcers jingle bells
Tollefsen - a playoff beard (Santa will have nuthin on this guy when the Jackets finally get in the playoffs)
Vyborny - last year's point totals
Vyborny - last year's point totals
Westcott - a new melon
Zherdev - he got his gift early when MacLean was canned
&
John H. McConnel - a team this city can be proud of
...and finally....
Blue Jacket fans - playoffs in '08!
....danced in their heads!!!
Enjoy your holidays and have a safe and merry one!!
-LTL
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